This is my server. Here are some cool facts about servers
| Fiction | Fact |
|---|---|
| Servers are not cool | Servers are cool |
| Servers are a waste of electricity | Anything is a waste of electricity if you think hard enough about it |
| Servers are expensive | Servers aren't expensive if you're willing to buy old hardware |
| Servers are noisy | Servers aren't noisy if you take their fans off and prefer the smell of burning silicon |
| Servers are slow | Buying faster servers is a known fix for slow servers |
| Servers are unsafe | Servers are statistically more safe than condoms |